Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that

he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into

the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex

therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too

embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife

could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put

my penis into the pickle slicer?" he asked.

"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.

"Yes, I did," he told her.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.

"Oh... she got fired too."